Sunday, November 23, 2008
Halloween
Whoever invented Halloween should be shot. It was definitely NOT a mother of small children who turn into Gremlins when given sugar. It was probably some sweet old Grandma who thought it would be nice to give a few of her neighbor children a treat so they wouldn’t be so frightened of all the scary decorations. I’m sure she invited them to ring her doorbell in their costumes and in return she would give them a sweet treat. The tradition probably caught on amongst her Old Farts Group, and Halloween was born. Well, Sweet Treat this, Granny!
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Hey, these are cheating. You just copied and pasted all these stories into your blog from Dave's letter. I want NEW stuff. Geez.
Are you flashing the bird right now, Missy? That's what I am picturing.
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